Newspaper headline: “Foxes dig den next to daycare” (John Goddard, Toronto Daily Star).
Must have been a slow day at the newspaper.
The kids at the daycare centre were delighted, of course, but apparently they were the only ones interested in real-time nature studies. Parents and neighbours muttered darkly about disease and children being attacked. One neighbour saw, on three separate occasions, a fox kill and skin a squirrel in her backyard. “She lets her three cats out only twice a day, closely supervised.”
A local church trustee said “We have been seeking information on how to get rid of them.” (Great syntax. Get rid of the cats? Splendid idea; they probably annoy the foxes).
The 20-odd children in the daycare facility don’t seem to give the foxes any concern; nothing appears to divert the animals from raising their three cubs.
One suggestion had been for humans to urinate around the den site. This method had been successful in other areas. “Male urine works best,” said a supervisor at Toronto Animal Services.
Well, now, wait a minute. I think any guy who popped by one night to pee on the daycare centre would get a hard time from the cops.
But that would be nothing compared to the treatment the members (yep, a pun) of the male fraternity would get from the mothers of those 20-odd children.
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* photo: M. Thyssen
* * photo: Animal Detector